| The 4th |
[Jul. 1st, 2007|09:05 pm] |
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The 4th of July. We should all do something. What's everyone else doing? Are there already plans? Any suggestions? |
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[May. 9th, 2007|11:05 pm] |
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And so...
After a long night of 42, my dear llama has turned carnivore. How do I know this? Well, unfortunately, upon my turning of the corner leaving my bedroom, I just so happened to stumble upon this so-called gentle creature sipping on a starbucks coffee noted "W/ BRAINS." What is a llama-mama supposed to do? Who could have driven my poor baby llama to such a horrible choice? |
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[Apr. 11th, 2007|02:04 am] |
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Look! It's 2 in the morning and I'm still awake!
So, I'm thankful to know that my feeling bad on Easter Sunday didn't have everything to do with a hangover. Apparently I was getting sick! Hooray!
No. Not hooray.
Apparently I have some sort of infection in my leg. They haven't decided what it was, but the doctors did manage to hold a crying me down on a table so they could cut my leg open and get "samples." On top of my leg being in such pain, I also had another stream of fevers that I guess attacked my back, because I couldn't manage to stand up straight my bones hurt so bad. I'm such a wuss.
The fevers have stopped (thanks to Tylenol) but my leg still hurts and I have to keep doing stuff to it, like take baths and keep it bandaged and crap.
Baths suck. It's like being in a Jessica stew. I never feel clean afterward and that's so nasty. They're boring, too! BORING! What is there to do but splash around?
Okay, now here's the thing... Where on earth did I pick up germs that attacked my leg?! What are these germs w/ a leg fetish? Apparently they don't like antibiotics, because I can feel them dying away, but they're still fighting for their territory.
Maybe my legs are just that irresistible? Hmm.. I'll have to ask people if they were a germ which part of my body would they want to cling to? Or better yet! Boys, I've created a new pick-up line for you! "Baby, if I were a germ, I would be all about infecting your ." Girls wouldn't see that as creepy at all.
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[Mar. 31st, 2007|12:27 am] |
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So. Robert and I were almost engaged tonight, but he declined my bracelets and crushed my soul. Amanda was going to be so happy that we were going to be real sisters, too.
Robert, you are a heart breaker and you should be ashamed of yourself.
To further my bad luck and embarrassment, the hostess at the restaurant we were at spilled water all over the table/me when she sat us down. I think I exclaimed quite loudly a not-so-nice profanity as it happened. I don't remember. I might have just been thinking loudly. Then, as the night progressed, we all had caught the clutzies and were spilling things/dropping things all over the table. What a mess.
Ah, and now I am back home, and I am crying my eyes out. All because Robert is a jerkface who likes to play with little girls' hearts. |
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[Mar. 4th, 2007|02:18 am] |
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I miss my dad. I need a dad hug. |
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| Because I have been tagged: |
[Feb. 28th, 2007|01:09 am] |
List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words or not, or even if they're not any good! They must be songs you're really enjoying. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs, then tag seven other people to see what songs are on their playlists.
Here are my seven:
1. "Fly Me Away" by Goldfrapp ...It's so pretty and dreamy.
2. "Little L" by Jamiroquai ...bitter much? Yes, I am.
3. "Love Foolosophy" by Jamiroquai ...It just makes so much sense to me.
4. "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai ("Step into my transporter so I can teleport ya all around my heavenly body!")
5. "What Goes Around" by Justin Timberlake. ...Okay, you all can just go ahead and kill me if you want. I like the song and that's all there is to it.
6. "The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani and Akon. ...Yes. Another pop hit. I can't get it out of my head.
7. "Canned Heat" by Jamiroquai ...This song is just AWESOME! When I'm in a bad mood, it cheers me up.
I can't think of anyone to tag, so if any of you guys think it might be fun to list some songs that you think are cool, please do so. I'd love to know. |
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[Feb. 18th, 2007|12:38 pm] |
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So. I was cleaning out my brush this morning and after I removed all of my fur-balls, I reallized that my brush was still dirty! It had lint! At the root of each bristle, there was a little deposit of lint. Is my hair really that linty? |
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[Jan. 21st, 2007|11:48 pm] |
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A lot of people have been calling me crazy lately. These are my thoughts:
They call me crazy because they are basing my strangeness on the fact that it is I who is not like them. Now, figure it the other way around and they might think that I am quite normal. If they based their personalities on the fact that they are not like me, then they would be thinking that I was the normal one and they were the crazy ones.
Now we cannot decide what is normal and what is crazy but we do know that I am not like everyone else. |
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[Jan. 16th, 2007|11:56 pm] |
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I don't mind the fact that my school is closed tomorrow, but I really hope work isn't. I'm going nuts being stranded here at home. Oh my gosh, I don't know what will happen when I get loose. |
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| Not Hipster Poetry |
[Nov. 7th, 2006|12:10 am] |
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Fred burned a Duran Duran CD for me!
I've been listening to Rio all day long.
Could life get any better?
I don't think so. |
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[Nov. 1st, 2006|02:09 pm] |
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I asked for a vacation. I got sick instead. Do you call that fair? I don't. |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2006|09:16 am] |
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So my dad was down for the weekend. It was fun. We basically just hung out. Nothing major. I took my dad shopping a few times and he only complained when we were in a store that smelled of all sorts of perfumes.
He and Fred seemed to get along. I think my dad was sort of grateful to have another dude around to have a dude vent. Fred taught my dad a little about soccer and he introduced my dad to the movie "Layer Cake," which I don't have too much interest in, but they both really liked.
I took the opportunity to do some much needed homework, which, by the way, brings me to the point of mixing alcohol and homework. Don't do it. My dad bought me a glass of wine earlier while we were at dinner. I've been drinking so much hard liquor lately that I've forgotten the effect that wine has on me. Wine goes to the head FAST and I'm a lightweight, so I only needed one glass to be tipsy.
I've also realized that for the non-party-chic status that I like to keep, I sure have been partying a lot. For the past month, meaning the past four weekends in a row, I have gotten completely schnockered on either a Friday or Saturday night. Thankfully, none of these weekends have I had to live with a soul-grinding hangover. I don't necessarily get those. I get a slight headache in the morning if I was really bad, and a slight tummy ache until I eat some french fries. Yeah, and for those of you who don't know it, french fries are the ULTIMATE hangover cure. Just try it once even if you don't feel like eating because you feel that sick... you will be convinced. |
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[Oct. 20th, 2006|07:58 pm] |
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Yahoo Graffiti is awesome.
That is all. |
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[Oct. 17th, 2006|03:53 pm] |
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Where did all the cool people go? |
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