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The 4th [Jul. 1st, 2007|09:05 pm]
Jessica

The 4th of July.  We should all do something.  What's everyone else doing?  Are there already plans?  Any suggestions?

 

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(no subject) [May. 9th, 2007|11:05 pm]
Jessica

And so...

After a long night of 42, my dear llama has turned carnivore.  How do I know this?  Well, unfortunately, upon my turning of the corner leaving my bedroom, I just so happened to stumble upon this so-called gentle creature sipping on a starbucks coffee noted "W/ BRAINS."  What is a llama-mama supposed to do?  Who could have driven my poor baby llama to such a horrible choice?

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(no subject) [Apr. 11th, 2007|02:04 am]
Jessica
[mood |awakeawake]

Look! It's 2 in the morning and I'm still awake!

So, I'm thankful to know that my feeling bad on Easter Sunday didn't have everything to do with a hangover.  Apparently I was getting sick!  Hooray!

No.  Not hooray.

Apparently I have some sort of infection in my leg.  They haven't decided what it was, but the doctors did manage to hold a crying me down on a table so they could cut my leg open and get "samples."  On top of my leg being in such pain, I also had another stream of fevers that I guess attacked my back, because I couldn't manage to stand up straight my bones hurt so bad.  I'm such a wuss. 

The fevers have stopped (thanks to Tylenol) but my leg still hurts and I have to keep doing stuff to it, like take baths and keep it bandaged and crap.

Baths suck.  It's like being in a Jessica stew.   I never feel clean afterward and that's so nasty.  They're boring, too!  BORING!  What is there to do but splash around?

Okay, now here's the thing... Where on earth did I pick up germs that attacked my leg?!  What are these germs w/ a leg fetish?  Apparently they don't like antibiotics, because I can feel them dying away, but they're still fighting for their territory.  

Maybe my legs are just that irresistible?  Hmm..   I'll have to ask people if they were a germ which part of my body would they want to cling to?   Or better yet!  Boys, I've created a new pick-up line for you!  "Baby, if I were a germ, I would be all about infecting your             ."  Girls wouldn't see that as creepy at all.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2007|12:27 am]
Jessica
[mood |gloomygloomy]

So. Robert and I were almost engaged tonight, but he declined my bracelets and crushed my soul. Amanda was going to be so happy that we were going to be real sisters, too.

Robert, you are a heart breaker and you should be ashamed of yourself.

To further my bad luck and embarrassment, the hostess at the restaurant we were at spilled water all over the table/me when she sat us down. I think I exclaimed quite loudly a not-so-nice profanity as it happened. I don't remember. I might have just been thinking loudly. Then, as the night progressed, we all had caught the clutzies and were spilling things/dropping things all over the table. What a mess.

Ah, and now I am back home, and I am crying my eyes out. All because Robert is a jerkface who likes to play with little girls' hearts.
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Amanda and I are so different. [Mar. 16th, 2007|07:35 pm]
Jessica
[Current Location |Wallowing in germs and feel bad.]
[mood |sicksick]
[music |The sound of death.]

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Amy's Meez was too cool! [Mar. 8th, 2007|01:02 am]
Jessica
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(no subject) [Mar. 4th, 2007|02:18 am]
Jessica
[mood |blahblah]

I miss my dad. I need a dad hug.
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This is an odd result: [Feb. 28th, 2007|12:45 pm]
Jessica
You'll die Mysteriously...

You are a different sort of person and your death will be unexplainable.



'How will you die?' at QuizGalaxy.com
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Because I have been tagged: [Feb. 28th, 2007|01:09 am]
Jessica
List seven songs you are into right now, no matter what the genre, whether they have words or not, or even if they're not any good! They must be songs you're really enjoying. Post these instructions in your LiveJournal along with your seven songs, then tag seven other people to see what songs are on their playlists.


Here are my seven:

1. "Fly Me Away" by Goldfrapp ...It's so pretty and dreamy.
2. "Little L" by Jamiroquai ...bitter much? Yes, I am.
3. "Love Foolosophy" by Jamiroquai ...It just makes so much sense to me.
4. "Cosmic Girl" by Jamiroquai ("Step into my transporter so I can teleport ya all around my heavenly body!")
5. "What Goes Around" by Justin Timberlake. ...Okay, you all can just go ahead and kill me if you want. I like the song and that's all there is to it.
6. "The Sweet Escape" by Gwen Stefani and Akon. ...Yes. Another pop hit. I can't get it out of my head.
7. "Canned Heat" by Jamiroquai ...This song is just AWESOME! When I'm in a bad mood, it cheers me up.

I can't think of anyone to tag, so if any of you guys think it might be fun to list some songs that you think are cool, please do so. I'd love to know.
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(no subject) [Feb. 18th, 2007|12:38 pm]
Jessica
[mood |groggygroggy]

So. I was cleaning out my brush this morning and after I removed all of my fur-balls, I reallized that my brush was still dirty! It had lint! At the root of each bristle, there was a little deposit of lint. Is my hair really that linty?
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